Arachnophobia, anyone?

Apparently Guillermo del Toro isn't just the writer/director/creator of Pan's Labyrinth (see it if you haven't already), he's also Mother Nature and the architect of my nightmares.. behold, a tarantula infected with Cordyceps, a fungus that replaces its host's tissue with its own. Oh, and the fungus also has mind-control capabilities. Just in case everything in this photo wasn't terrifying enough.

Christmas List Item Number 1

Because you've been asking, yes I have been working on my Christmas list and I have whittled it down to only one item which is a hummingbird feeder you wear on your face:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8twCvJJtT0A

Because you guys know it is my dream to sit completely motionless and have a bird fly at my face, and then also eat a snack off my face. 

As you can see, this design is a vast improvement over last year's model:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ24oBaO56w&feature=related

Although you have to take in to account that the new design does not allow for the hummingbirds to see the full extent of the perverted-creepy-old-man-trying-so-hard-to-suppress-pleasure faces one makes during this experience. 

Whelp, there you have it.  G'night guys! I'm off to sleep soundly!

Platonic Solids

Guys I don't remember if I ever shared at the time... but several months ago, I watched an absolutely kick-ass bbc documentary called 'the code'. it was about math!! AND I LOVED IT!! I don't even know myself anymore.

In line with the thoughts Jason has been posting about losing ones scientific mojo, I'd like to share this (possibly again)  because this was one of the few things I've watched in a long time that really grabbed me by my gut and made me feel that old "scientific wonder and excitement" feeling... it gave me the feeling like in those heady days where we were all just experimenting with Attenborough, expanding our minds, snorting lines of fantastic creatures from the deepest trenches of the ocean, shooting up with zooplankton for the first time...

So there's this concept. Of the 'Five Platonic Solids', which are the only three dimensional solids that are perfectly symmetrical.

Anywho. I offer you this video as a teaser as to why these are amazing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bosdr8N1iBQ

And then this video of Carl Sagan trying to explain the same thing except I think he's high on zooplankton*:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPYzlY2fzE

And then, to ruin any chance of productivity you might have, a big juicy hour long video of the original BBC documentary...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lov-AjxA7kI

*Sidenote: I'm supposed to be working this weekend, which is what finally drove me to get off my butt and blog. Procrastination at its finest. But anyway. Oh Carl Sagan. I've watched the Carl Sagan video like five times now and I'm still like... whaaaaat? He starts talking about how some guys had to keep the square root of two secret at all costs, and I think that is an amazing jumping off point for a potential comic or screenplay to be written, based on a true story...staring Keifer Sutherland as an unstable rogue CIA agent...suggested titles include:

• Indiana Jones and the Square Root of Doom
• (sqrt 2) Monkeys (costaring Bruce Willis)
• (sqrt 2) Days Later
• I am number 1.41421356237...

The Voice of Attenborough

Discovery today: reading dry, jargon-filled environmental assessment reports can be made infinitely more enjoyable if you imagine that your reading voice is that of Sir David Attenborough. And just because, here's a clip of Attenborough himself trying to scare a sloth:

Realizing You and Science Need to See Other People

Remember when you were young and you took a book out of the library that was all about SHARKS and you became completely enthralled by nature and you wanted to know MORE and it made you really excited? You had a favourite shark (Great White. Obvs.), you learned some of the species names (total nerd in the making), and you thought that working with Sharks, with nature, as a SCIENTIST would be the coolest ever. I miss that feeling, you guys.  

The hard truth: Science and I have grown apart as of late. As fellow scientists, I know that might be difficult for you guys to hear, but it’s something that’s been gradually eating away at me for a while (not unlike a shark…  you know, one of those gradual-eating sharks). At first I was very hesitant about posting this because I didn’t want you guys to think I was abandoning Science like a dead-beat dad, or badmouthing her behind her back, or was ungrateful for the paid Science-y position I find myself in today. But then I realized you guys don’t think like that. Duh. 

Flashback montage: Back in the day I was interested in a lot of topics at school (see nerd reference above) – not just Biology and the Sciences, but also Art, English, Film/Communication, and Maths, among others. I was also never one of those people who’ve known exactly what they’ve wanted to do since birth (seriously, how annoying are those people). Instead, I vividly remember thinking that the perfect career wouldn’t be one career, but a career mosaic where each day of the week I’d have a different career: Monday I would be a Veterinarian, Tuesday I would be an Architect, Wednesday I would be a Writer, etc. To be honest, I still think like that. So when the time came to choose a career path in high school, I had a lot of options because I liked so many different things. Decisiveness was never my strong suit, and still isn’t. I can’t say that Science was my first love (sorry, Science), but I decided to pursue it because I was very interested in it, I was good at it, and (here’s the kicker) it seemed more stable/predictable/within-my-comfort-zone than a creative career path.  

My love affair with Science lasted throughout undergrad and grad school, but once I defended my thesis, Science and I went through a rocky period otherwise known as “burn-out”. We sorted out our differences and I pursued Science-y jobs, but it was clear that our honeymoon phase was over and I started to develop a wandering eye. Now here I am in a Science-y job and my heart just isn’t in it. I thought this job would patch things up for us, but that hasn’t been the case. Maybe I just need to find something Science-y that is also creative (does Science have a good-looking sister or friend?), or maybe it’s time I start the transition to a Tuesday career. What do you think guys? Aren’t sharks awesome?

Won't somebody please think of the bees?

I have an irrational fear of yellow/black things that fly. Big hairy spiders? NO PROBLEM, I will catch them and shoe them out the door.

          

http://www.ablepestmanagement.net/learning-center/wolf-spider

Kingston ghetto bugs that used to hang out under pillows that were haphazardly thrown on the bed (whilst making said bed) only to rush under my covers. NBD, I will smush them, and send them back from whenst they came.

                                      

But wasps? Hornets? Bees? I turn into a pathetic creature that whimpers and points and makes my 2 year old dog chase them out of the house.

                                    

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Apis_mellifera_flying.jpg

The things is I LOVE honey. I have about 5 variety's in my pantry at present. Cranberry, wildflower, lemon, Manitoba, Chilliwack, you name it I probably have tried it. I I like the concept of honey bees, and I am really worried about them. The honey bees are dying. I have heard it be attributed to a number of different things: temperature changes, increased use of herbicides, nice green lawns = no flowers, and/or a virus or some other pathogen. No matter what the reason(s) they honeybee industry is collapsing, and people are starting to have to fee them sugar syrup in order to produce the same volume of honey.

The most recent problem? Bees in France are using M&M sugar coating byproducts as a sugar source (rather than flower nectar) and consequently, the honey is turning blue or green (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19835847). 

                                 

http://tribune.com.pk/story/446842/bees-have-a-taste-for-mms-candy-beekeepers-discover/

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the bees?

Two of my all-time favourite things (Attenborough and Armstrong) combined at last!