Because you've been asking, yes I have been working on my Christmas list and I have whittled it down to only one item which is a hummingbird feeder you wear on your face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8twCvJJtT0A
Because you guys know it is my dream to sit completely motionless and have a bird fly at my face, and then also eat a snack off my face.
As you can see, this design is a vast improvement over last year's model:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ24oBaO56w&feature=related
Although you have to take in to account that the new design does not allow for the hummingbirds to see the full extent of the perverted-creepy-old-man-trying-so-hard-to-suppress-pleasure faces one makes during this experience.
Whelp, there you have it. G'night guys! I'm off to sleep soundly!
